The Free Land of The Three Caballeros is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.327 billion Three Caballerosians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Parime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Three Caballerosian economy, worth 147 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 63,284 Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,570 per year while the poor average 15,007, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Baiting is a national sport, political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, and The Three Caballeros recently decided against having a capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Three Caballeros's national animal is the Burro.

The Three Caballeros is ranked 19,551^st in the world and 1^st in Pacificana for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.